July232014
A while back ago I heard that an orgasm will cure hiccups. I’ve tried it several times, a couple times after having the hiccups for more than half an hour. It works.So guys, instead of sticking it in her mouth, stick it in her vagina. Or eat her out, think how awesome she’ll see you as being if you licking her cookie cures her hiccups. She’ll blow you afterwards for sure.

A while back ago I heard that an orgasm will cure hiccups. I’ve tried it several times, a couple times after having the hiccups for more than half an hour. It works.

So guys, instead of sticking it in her mouth, stick it in her vagina. Or eat her out, think how awesome she’ll see you as being if you licking her cookie cures her hiccups. She’ll blow you afterwards for sure.

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6AM

hungriestblogger:

when i say ‘the other day’ it could mean anything from last week to 6 years ago

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July222014

Don’t get all snarky and tell me what year it is and say “women’s lib” because I held the door open for you and your children. I held it open because I’m generally a nice guy who holds the door for anyone, not cause you’re a woman. Get the fuck out.

"Oh are you from out of town?"

Yes, I must be from some backwards shit hole that hates women because I thought you were just too weak and helpless to open the door for yourself.

This is why I hate Oregon.

July202014

dinkles-shenanigans:

the more I think about my past self the more I

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6PM

charlieismyqueen:

esotericbeefarmer:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.

I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.

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Yes.

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Hell yes.

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Hell.

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Fucking.

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Yes.

I am so, so proud of you.

When kids ask me what its like to be an adult, I will show them this post. Thank you. 

But the raw egg will make you sick!

6PM
jotenheimr:

blackrabbit94:

The power of Cosplay

wow


Man, Jack Sparrow cosplays a girl really good.

jotenheimr:

blackrabbit94:

The power of Cosplay

wow

Man, Jack Sparrow cosplays a girl really good.

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6PM

ohmahgahd:

THIS FUCKING WEBSITE.

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8AM
minim-calibre:

tanglef23:

durpacerangerrogjro:

IT’S BEEN OVER A YEAR SINCE I SAW THIS POST I’M SO HAPPY

250 years
cat is wins

God fucking damn.

minim-calibre:

tanglef23:

durpacerangerrogjro:

IT’S BEEN OVER A YEAR SINCE I SAW THIS POST I’M SO HAPPY

250 years

cat is wins

God fucking damn.

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July192014

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

nowimthevillain:

endlessyuji:

fucknosocialjusticewarriors:

videoisvideo:

I think I found a gif that represents the social justice system on tumblr perfectly.

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someone do me a favor

put anon faces over all the panther heads to make it even more hilarious

whoops 

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"was that an opinion"

This gif is my everyday experience on tumblr

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6PM

OKAY TUMBLR. IT’S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL

batmansymbol:

Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “JIF.”

NOT GIF,

JIF.

And here is the link for the opposite.

WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.

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