July282014
yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.


I’m not sure if there has ever been a more relatable post for me before.

yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

I’m not sure if there has ever been a more relatable post for me before.

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July242014
Three years ago I made a decently big choice for me, and quite frankly, it was kind of scary for me. Today, I know I made the right choice. I’m not exactly known to have an affinity for saying sweet things, so I won’t try to BS my way through it. I’ll just say that I love you Brittany. Thank you for putting up with me. I know it hasn’t always be easy, and we still have some road blocks a head of us, but you’re the only person I want to go through them with. (Hopefully with Stuart & Sparty & I guess stinky Roo) You’ve never not been there for me, you’re constantly someone who I need in my life. I love you, and I can’t wait to have so much more time and life together.

Three years ago I made a decently big choice for me, and quite frankly, it was kind of scary for me. Today, I know I made the right choice. I’m not exactly known to have an affinity for saying sweet things, so I won’t try to BS my way through it. I’ll just say that I love you Brittany. Thank you for putting up with me. I know it hasn’t always be easy, and we still have some road blocks a head of us, but you’re the only person I want to go through them with. (Hopefully with Stuart & Sparty & I guess stinky Roo) You’ve never not been there for me, you’re constantly someone who I need in my life. I love you, and I can’t wait to have so much more time and life together.

July232014
A while back ago I heard that an orgasm will cure hiccups. I’ve tried it several times, a couple times after having the hiccups for more than half an hour. It works.So guys, instead of sticking it in her mouth, stick it in her vagina. Or eat her out, think how awesome she’ll see you as being if you licking her cookie cures her hiccups. She’ll blow you afterwards for sure.

A while back ago I heard that an orgasm will cure hiccups. I’ve tried it several times, a couple times after having the hiccups for more than half an hour. It works.

So guys, instead of sticking it in her mouth, stick it in her vagina. Or eat her out, think how awesome she’ll see you as being if you licking her cookie cures her hiccups. She’ll blow you afterwards for sure.

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6AM

hungriestblogger:

when i say ‘the other day’ it could mean anything from last week to 6 years ago

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July222014

Don’t get all snarky and tell me what year it is and say “women’s lib” because I held the door open for you and your children. I held it open because I’m generally a nice guy who holds the door for anyone, not cause you’re a woman. Get the fuck out.

"Oh are you from out of town?"

Yes, I must be from some backwards shit hole that hates women because I thought you were just too weak and helpless to open the door for yourself.

This is why I hate Oregon.

July202014

dinkles-shenanigans:

the more I think about my past self the more I

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6PM

charlieismyqueen:

esotericbeefarmer:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.

I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.

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Yes.

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Hell yes.

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Hell.

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Fucking.

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Yes.

I am so, so proud of you.

When kids ask me what its like to be an adult, I will show them this post. Thank you. 

But the raw egg will make you sick!

6PM
jotenheimr:

blackrabbit94:

The power of Cosplay

wow


Man, Jack Sparrow cosplays a girl really good.

jotenheimr:

blackrabbit94:

The power of Cosplay

wow

Man, Jack Sparrow cosplays a girl really good.

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6PM

ohmahgahd:

THIS FUCKING WEBSITE.

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8AM
minim-calibre:

tanglef23:

durpacerangerrogjro:

IT’S BEEN OVER A YEAR SINCE I SAW THIS POST I’M SO HAPPY

250 years
cat is wins

God fucking damn.

minim-calibre:

tanglef23:

durpacerangerrogjro:

IT’S BEEN OVER A YEAR SINCE I SAW THIS POST I’M SO HAPPY

250 years

cat is wins

God fucking damn.

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