Ask me anything
I try to eat chinese food as often as possible
Go away, this tumblr is not interesting.
Don’t get all snarky and tell me what year it is and say “women’s lib” because I held the door open for you and your children. I held it open because I’m generally a nice guy who holds the door for anyone, not cause you’re a woman. Get the fuck out.
"Oh are you from out of town?"
Yes, I must be from some backwards shit hole that hates women because I thought you were just too weak and helpless to open the door for yourself.
This is why I hate Oregon.
It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.
I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.
I am so, so proud of you.
When kids ask me what its like to be an adult, I will show them this post. Thank you.
But the raw egg will make you sick!
I think I found a gif that represents the social justice system on tumblr perfectly.
someone do me a favor
put anon faces over all the panther heads to make it even more hilarious
"was that an opinion"
This gif is my everyday experience on tumblr
Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “JIF.”
WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.