September202014

cyberho:

me: *eats Taco Bell*

* 4 hours later *

me:

image

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September162014

cheesoisuncool:

bloodybel:

cheesoisuncool:

what if everyone in the world could manipulate one crab. and it was their soul crab and like if we sycnhronized our thoughts our crabs could work together as an army and overthrow evil governments but you could also use your crab for evil like to snip someone

it would be an interesting view into the hearts of humans, these soul crabs

It’s 2AM somewhere

crabs have no concept of time. only creation and destruction

Are we talking ocean crabs or pubic crabs?

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7PM

thecutestofthecute:

Mud + Pup = True happiness.

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12AM

My two favorite players supporting an organization that the rescue I volunteer for works with. This is awesome.

12AM
sitcomfamily:

I use this method a lot

sitcomfamily:

I use this method a lot

(via vulva-vixen)

September142014

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

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8PM

someone-somewheree:

gen-tan:

xeduo:

welcome-foolishmortals:

This is going on my tumblr again.

every october

and some of the months in-between

I get it…

when the one ghost turns his head AWW HAHABAHABH<3

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8PM

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

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8PM

invhale:

People need to realize that there are days when you’re not in the mood to talk or interact with anyone.

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8PM

tbotofficial:

The Best of Tumblr #12

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